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Offline dweez

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #165 on: July 24, 2013, 12:52:37 AM »
do ugly boobs even exist ?

inorite?
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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #166 on: July 24, 2013, 01:52:32 AM »
do ugly boobs even exist ?

Yeah, they're generally the fake ones.

Yesterday I was surprised that in 2 shops I went into the freezers had broken down, in another the drinks fridge was completely out, and it a client's place I visited in the evening, both her fridge and her freezer had packed up.

I know it's hot, but what's all that about?..
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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« Reply #167 on: July 24, 2013, 11:10:17 AM »
what's all that about?..

Voltage surges? People complain about that in summertime here.  ???

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #168 on: July 25, 2013, 11:15:37 AM »
Day before yesterday, the Tesco Express fridges had all broken.

I don't get it...was it an ugly boob?
It wasn't a bad boob, it was perky enough and had a decent sized nipple.  I think it was the way she was walking around with a boob all out and not really seeming to care.  At the time it was incredibly shocking.

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #169 on: July 25, 2013, 03:24:46 PM »
Day before yesterday, the Tesco Express fridges had all broken.

It was a Tesco Express that had a freezer out.  Substandard hardware no doubt.
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« Reply #170 on: July 27, 2013, 11:34:29 AM »
my dog found a water bug and killed it.  I took it from him and gave him a  peanut butter cookie. I shouldnt be surprised he likes to catch and eat ants and spiders. I'll probably give him a small piece of lamb tonight.

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« Reply #171 on: July 27, 2013, 12:07:40 PM »
my dog found a water bug and killed it.  I took it from him and gave him a  peanut butter cookie. I shouldnt be surprised he likes to catch and eat ants and spiders. I'll probably give him a small piece of lamb tonight.

One of our Siberian Huskies (a female) killed a weasel and her 7 babies once. Not a cute story, I know.

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« Reply #172 on: July 27, 2013, 04:45:06 PM »
note cute but your dog was probably just protecting its territory.

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« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2013, 10:16:40 AM »
note cute but your dog was probably just protecting its territory.

Nah, those girls were just wild beasts! Not their fault of course. Even when they were imposed on me (the 1st one was a gift to my sister from a boyfriend ::) ::)) I loved them and took care of them. In the city they were confined to the back yard, which looked like nuclear test ground during those days. In the country they used to bring snakes, frogs, birds, chickens. A neighbor very calmly informed us he was going to shoot the dog if he found it in his farm again. They could climb different kinds of fences. They once unburied part of a horse. They preferred to eat anything found or hunted by them rather than anything else. They came back from those "forays" smelling and looking pretty bad. In a few hours they were perfect again. They kind of self-cleaned somehow. It was amazing.

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2013, 10:22:26 AM »
How did you convince your dog to stop going into your neighbours farm?  I would have no idea how to do that.

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« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2013, 11:07:48 AM »
How did you convince your dog to stop going into your neighbours farm?

Pfftt, I didn't! Whenever something like that happened my mother confined the dog to a barn.
I bet the man wanted to kill himself instead because of the howling. I know I did.  :D


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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #176 on: July 30, 2013, 01:33:45 PM »
lol that is pretty bad.

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #177 on: August 17, 2013, 04:39:06 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D i have tears in my eyes after watching that

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #178 on: September 19, 2013, 09:22:34 AM »
I am never getting a pet dog.

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Re: what surprised you today...
« Reply #179 on: September 19, 2013, 11:27:48 PM »
how much getting a kid into school takes out of you!