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Re: TV WTF
« Reply #120 on: May 19, 2025, 09:01:04 PM »
I like her sassiness.
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« Reply #121 on: May 24, 2025, 05:36:39 PM »
She did hair product commercials, or were they for makeup?  I don't remember.  She also had a talk show.  I think she once had a career as a rapper, but I can't recall a single hit.

Here's one of her probably lucrative works.  She's an attractive woman.  I don't really care for that brand, but to each his/her own.


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Re: TV WTF
« Reply #122 on: May 25, 2025, 03:20:24 AM »
I only really remember as a rapper (I was in the music industry at the time) but, like you, find it hard to remember I thing she did.

The one thing I do remember is U.N.I.T.Y as I agreed with every word of it. It's a shame others like Snoop and Fiddy, didn't.
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« Reply #123 on: May 25, 2025, 01:56:11 PM »
Somewhat strangely I don't really give a thought - even in passing - to the actor when I am watching a movie or TV. I have absolutely no regard for the prancing pony called Tom Cruise while I am watching Top Gun.

BUT

I can get quite confused when someone I know pretends to be someone else (e.g. Angel turned up in something called SEAL Team and never once turned into a vampire, Goose was in ER when we all knew he was dead, and don't get me started on what Goose's wife was doing in When Harry Met Sally)

... and who can see Inigo Montoya in anything without reciting "hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"?

I had to look that up.  I've never seen The Princess Bride, but was stunned to discover that Mandy Patankin was once young.  Given my current illness and the fact that I'm catching up on film viewing in bed, this might not be a bad time to check that out.  It will offer a contrast to the docudrama I just watched about Tom of Finland.

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Re: TV WTF
« Reply #124 on: May 26, 2025, 08:33:07 AM »
And don't even worry about the R.O.U.S.es, I don't even think they're real.
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« Reply #125 on: May 26, 2025, 10:24:09 AM »
Really, this is the worst cold I have ever had I think in terms of discomfort.  I watched an entire season of the Finnish series State of Happiness in one evening.  I'm glad I had multiple boxes of facial tissues in the closet as those are disappearing as well.

My husband heated up a can of soup for me for lunch and it was so delicious and soothing.  I think it was the culinary equivalent of drinking salt water: Progresso Chicken and Sausage Gumbo.  I have bottled water and a box of granola bars stashed away with some hard candies.  This is suck.

amazon prime video has TPB with 9.99 Starz subscription.  Eh?  I'll check the library.  Maybe they have it as a streaming option.  Ah.  Archive.org has it.

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« Reply #126 on: May 26, 2025, 12:08:37 PM »
That was entertaining.  And Peter Falk looked like Columbo stopping in to visit a sick family member.  I appreciated that he was reading a story to a sick child.  It was soothing.  Sad that he suffered from and eventually passed away from Alzheimers.

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« Reply #127 on: May 27, 2025, 01:40:26 AM »
The answer for why Angel never vamps out in other shows is Shanshu. He signed it away to WR&H, but you can't actually sign away a prophecy.

Essentially, after the apocalypse, which could be 999 years after BTVS, Angel's "reward" will be to become human again.

Most Special Operations groups prefer to work at night, and the only thing the Navy would need to account for are his special dietary concerns, but hey, they're stuck with Humie Boreanez.

Same thing as bones. A necromancer would make quick work of that show.

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« Reply #128 on: May 27, 2025, 07:12:22 AM »
Chris Sarandon, aka Prince Humperdinck, has a face that looks like it should be the head of some Wall Street pyramid scheme.  I didn't realize he had been married to Susan Sarandon, but suspected he was her brother or something.  He voices Jack Skellington in The Nightmare Before Christmas, which is another film I really enjoyed.  I've seen him in a bunch of films.  He has that slick kind of good looks that telegraph that this is a guy who is up to no good.  There should be some term in German for that kind of face.

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Re: TV WTF
« Reply #129 on: May 27, 2025, 09:00:50 AM »
And don't even worry about the R.O.U.S.es, I don't even think they're real.

... but they are still a cultural icon, engraved in the folk memory like Nessie and Bigfoot.
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« Reply #130 on: May 29, 2025, 07:47:13 PM »
BBC 2016 War and Peace.
Imagine the dreariness of Russian court life during the Napoleonic wars given a sprucing up with the usual cast of teeny boppers under Tom Harper's direction.  Harper seems to take the most nuanced of plots and oversimplify them so that even half drunk harebrained citoyens can grasp the fundamentals (to what extent this blame is shared with Andrew Davies' script adaptation, I can't say).  That said, and despite my constant and urgent desire to hit Natassia in the face with a cream pie every time she opens her mouth to utter in the fruitiest of British accents the inanity of the moment, the cast is stellar from among fine BBC and even Canal Plus actors.  Natassia and her brother Nikolai are somewhat Disneyfied, and their parents (well cast and played by Adrian Edmondson & Greta Scacchi) seem to be conveying their characters' essences within the limitations of some ersatz direction (the characters in the book are much more complex, with the elder Rostov a kindly but inept money manager whose estates are in serious financial trouble, making his indulgence of his son even more irresponsible and the mother's indulgence of her male children at the expense of the female charges even more inexcusable).  There were some reasonable attempts to recreate the ugliness and waste of the state of early 19th c. combat, although I was hoping for some more detailed images of French soldiers and people lugging large cast iron cannons around, but that's just me.  I think this comes across as War & Peace LITE, and I lay the responsibility for the failures at the feet of Tom Harper.  Still, having read the novel a couple times within the past few years, I was interested to see how this would be adapted.  It was fun to see Mathieu Kassovitz of Le Bureau des Légendes as Napoleon.  Who better to fill such a role?

The choice of Paul Dano as Pierre Bezukhov is not unreasonable, although Pierre is quite a fat, awkward guy, and Dano is just awkward.  Pierre loses weight in the book, later, as an essential part of his character development, and his development in the BBC adaptation really suffers as a result of the compression.

Even the bad guys are given short shrift:  Prince Vasily Kuragin, his daughter Helene and son Anatole (two incestuous siblings) are all relentless social climbers who are disappointed not to inherit Count Bezukhov's fortune.  No matter, Kuragin manages to manipulate Pierre into marrying his horrible but beautiful daughter.  They are no more than cartoon villains.  In the book they are much more deliciously bad and plotting.  The actors don't have much to work with here but they do come across as regular scoundrels.  I seriously question the costumes for Helene as she looks more like a 1920's American flapper than an early 19th c. Russian princess.  What's with those weird tiaras?  Nobody else in the cast is wearing them either.  Gillian Anderson has next to nothing to do in her role as a socialite who hosts aristocrats at her large palace in St. Petersburg.  Rebecca Front plays an indomitable mother striving to secure a steady income and position for her son, Boris Drubetskoy.  She assists Pierre at the death of his father and thwarts efforts to keep a proper will granting him his full inheritance from being read.  So she plays a major role in early episodes.  It's just that the whole thing is so anglicized that there's little effort to make this what it is:  the great Russian epic.

I was so longing for the parts where Natassia and Nikolai quit being annoying little twits.  But now I'm not sure we'll get there.  I was amazed to discover that there were only 2 more episodes since we're really only a short way into the book at episode 4.  Oh well, that's all the budget we have kids, so wrap it up!

EDIT:  It went from bad to worse.  Lily James gave Natassia's character all the gravitas she'd breathed into Lady Rose MacClare in Downton Abbey.  It's hard to really distinguish the two roles, given further reflection.  I guess it's a stroke of good luck that we are fresh out of cream pies.
I recommend that you give this entire production a skip and read the book.  It might take longer, but it's so much better than this lite and laffy version.
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