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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2019, 10:20:43 PM »
A friend of mine said that her mother encouraged her to eat the crusts on the grounds that it would "help her sing better."

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2019, 12:08:41 AM »
we were always told the crusts make your hair curl  ;D

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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2019, 07:45:17 PM »
My life may have lacked "childhood magic" or whatever, but I'm very thankful my parents never pulled crap like that six.

I mean seriously, how would that EVER work? "Maybe you'll get extreme ergot poisoning and your whacked out screams will score you a music contract?"

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2019, 11:45:56 PM »
I have a great dentist.  He says he regularly sees patients who have cracked teeth eating crusty French bread and the like, so, eating crust could mean a trip to the dentist.  I never much liked the crusts of white bread.  I ate a lot of that when I was growing up.  The whole Wonder Bread years thing was big in my generation:  pb&j or baloney, who knew what kinds of vile stuff got put in bread.  But the crusts were never anything but ugly dry and bitter spongy brown stuff.  Now that I live near a good french bakery, I'm happy to eat the crusts, but that was then and now is now.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2019, 12:59:02 AM »
Baloney must end.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2019, 04:33:26 PM »
Never really understood the need to cut a sandwich at all, in fact I kind of prefer it whole. 

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2019, 06:00:45 PM »
Helps me with ingredient containment.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2019, 08:53:59 PM »
I like biting in to that narrow wedge.  Works for sandwiches, cheesecake, pie, etc.  Like there's something magically concentrated about the vertex of an acute triangle.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2019, 09:12:45 PM »
You prefer eating the heart of the sandwich first, I can respect that.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2019, 11:10:22 PM »
I like biting in to that narrow wedge.  Works for sandwiches, cheesecake, pie, etc.  Like there's something magically concentrated about the vertex of an acute triangle.

Well, I guess by cutting my pies in quarters I've been missing out  ;D