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Friday the 13th - 5
« on: October 25, 2019, 10:22:06 PM »
Friday the 13th 5, A new beginning.

Two idiots dig up a rather poorly done grave.

Apparently whoever buried Jason decided accesories are important, they left him his Hockey mask AND a machete.

Jason gets right back to doing what he loves, Killin'

I don't think Corey Feldman is gonna get out of this one.

Sure enough, we get a recast - he's now a wheedy nerd in a van with fence wire. Ah, it's a mental hospital van.

I actually think I've seen this one in the past, I don't think I was a fan Like, I think it was a big waste of time.


Mental patient boy has a pretty severe knife, it's a kershaw, but I don't know the model. I do know it's for skinning deer, so he REALLY shouldn't have it. We never see it again, total poo.

DANG, a Non-Jason kill! There have been threats in previous movies, but this time it was an axe murder

Jason didn't like that, so he killed two greaseballs. No one outshines Mr. Hockey Mask!

He adds two more at a roadside diner, this movie is oddly meanspirited. I think I've said that about other horror movies, but this is another one.

Tell me if you've heard this one. Amidst murders two dipshits wander off to screw in the woods.
Ooh, drug use as well!

We get us a peeping tom. Peeping tom eats a machete.

Booby lady gets killed with garden shears

Her boyfriend gets killed with a belt over the... eyes? Can't say I've seen that before.

This time most of the teens didn't even get names, just one note characterizations, then death.

Hell of an ending, but it's ruined with all the rush kills.

And then they ruin it with a fake out and then a... Not fakeout? I'm really not sure.
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