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Offline 8ullfrog

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The Lazy Sheppard.
« on: May 20, 2013, 10:03:15 AM »
Or the total ass pull.

A few days ago mom wanted spaghetti, so I made a sauce with meat in it. There was more sauce than noodles, so there were leftovers.

Yesterday I made Pepper Sloppy Joes, mixing banana peppers into a heating meat sauce, with mozzarella into a scorched hamburger bun (Hamburger buns scorched with egg pan)

Still had leftovers. golly, why did I cook so much meat sauce? Whatevs.

So, tater tots. Hmm, I can bus some poo out on these tots.

So I mangled em. They died horribly, mixed down to a consistency similar to hash browns.

So if I had to work out a recipe, it'd be something like this

?/? pound meat
?/? cups spaghetti sauce 
?/? banana peppers

Mix dat poo. yeeeeah.

Smells good? Tastes good. Right. Onward.

?/? tater tots, mashed to golly.

Tater tots go on the bottom. Delicious meat mix goes on top.

OH poo! We ain't done yet. Grate some mozzarella on top of that to impress!

Make sure the mozzarella is a uniform cover. You want this to look fancy, even though it isn't.
Shove it in the oven until crispy. I think I had it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

And there you go, The Lazy Sheppard.

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Re: The Lazy Sheppard.
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 11:23:58 AM »
Not sure I understood all that but it sounded good by the end.

You should have your own TV show - we could have a channel for you here come to think of it.
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Re: The Lazy Sheppard.
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 01:01:00 PM »
That dish must be tasty but it probably should be served with a side dish of antacids .  :D

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Re: The Lazy Sheppard.
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2013, 01:41:57 PM »
That dish must be tasty but it probably should be served with a side dish of antacids .  :D

And a arterial stint.
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Offline Beatrix

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Re: The Lazy Sheppard.
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2013, 11:35:38 PM »
Hm. I say it's a go.