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Offline 8ullfrog

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Everything Bagels
« on: November 18, 2013, 08:44:37 AM »
I like cinnamon raisin bagels for breakfast. They're a no brainer, and quick.

Unfortunately, mom likes them too. I buy two bags of em at a time when food shopping, and there have been many times when I have been left bagel-less and frowny.

Today, when I went to eat my delicious bagel with cream cheese (I usually don't eat cream cheese because holy poo calories.)

I was unable to complete my breakfast transaction. Where my Cinnamon raisin bagels were hidden was now a bag of "Everything" bagels.

Everything not being cinnamon or raisins.

Instead, it looks like a seed factory took a poo on a bagel. The thing had the consistency of sandpaper, and my coffee now tastes like blood thanks to the poor abused roof of my mouth.

Mom also selects bread in this fashion. I like a wheat, maybe a sourdough at times. She likes OATMEAL bless'ed EXPLOSION ON TOP OF THE BREAD.

Once again, buying ahead does not resolve the issue.

It's enough to make a man Irish his coffee.

Offline mishca09

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Re: Everything Bagels
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 11:12:55 AM »
i like everything bagels with cream cheese. when I was in grade school every morning we would get a cinnamon raisin bagel with butter.  at least someone tried to replace the bag of bagels, in my family once its gone its gone and you can forget about it

Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Re: Everything Bagels
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 11:49:55 AM »
I don't like sweet bagels.  Bagels are a savory food.

One ingredient is enough:  pumpernickel is my favorite, followed by: sesame, onion... and no, that's it.  Everything bagels are for people who can't make up their minds or who just want to kill the flavor of whatever they're eating by confusing their taste buds.  The poppyseeds are pretty abrasive, so I can see why 8ully feels the need for first aid after.

Plain cream cheese and maybe some lox w/capers and I'm done.  That's a meal.  If I ate that for breakfast, I'd just go back to bed and work on a career in obesity.  I can muster about 1/2 bagel at a time.  They're really good, but too heavy for me to eat a whole one in one sitting.

Onion bialys are a whole nother thing...  But those are hard to come by.

Offline brickbatz

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Re: Everything Bagels
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 02:22:46 AM »
I have to find some of those pumpernickel bagels. Pumpernickel toast with real butter is a favorite of mine.

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Re: Everything Bagels
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 05:05:08 AM »
http://bagels.xxx

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someone on P2P-NET thought it was a good idea to pay 80 bucks to register the domain.