That's funny!

I asked Siri for directions somewhere the other day and he threw in a helpful comment -- "speed camera detected."  Usually I find this Apple robot nearly useless, but in that moment he totally redeemed himself.  (I selected the male voice with British accent).  I believe there are apps that can function like radar detectors and need to do a little digging to upgrade this aspect of the navigation.  This town has multiple speed cameras that work weekdays from 8 - 6, so I'd like to know where to avoid them, having recently paid the price for my unawareness.

Day 10. Still not laughing.

But I bet their manager will be when he sets the bill 

Day 8. Still no sign.

This is getting silly.

Let's hope it's taking so long as they're taking special care and attention.

To get that circlip out that they dropped in the block.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Hallmark.

Ha!  or some marketing company.

I am contemplating a turkey sandwich.  Not exciting in the least, but it's what's in the fridge.