Don't get how anyone can stand Kevin Hart, but okay.
Jack Ryan: Shadow recruit.
Poor, middling at best. Captain Kirk (Chris Piney) Is at college when 9/11 happens. So he joins the marines, which is footnoted at best.
His helipopter gets blown up by a missile, and he gets to go to glamourous, Hollywood rehab.
Where he nets himself natalie portmans stand in, sorry, Keira Knightley, who once again attempts an American accent. Like someone got paid for her to drop some vowels. I kid you not, she had a voice coach.
For this shitty movie, where she plays damsel for five minutes, and otherwise has not significance. to the plot.
Which is, hit NY with another terrorist attack, and the stock market will be your madam.
Once again, this movie uses GASP, WHITE! terrorists for the baddie, even though the politician nets like 30 seconds of plot detail which signify NOTHING. He gets drowned in a sewer, Do not watch this movie, it is POOR.
Kevin Costner brings in a last gasp performance in which, seriously man, you're better than this. poo, the SOURCE MATERIAL is better than this.
So it's an evil russian, he has cirhossis of the liver, Kiera can't act gives him three months, his son bungles the terrorist act.
And seriously. That's it, my previous SENTENCE is the film.
Next, Jim from the office becomes Jack Ryan.
Much better than the preceeding film. Jim from the office is Jack Ryan, deal with it.
Chris pine pissed in the character, but at least Krasinsky puts in the effort Pine did not.
It's a good season. But it naffs the books, bad.
Specifically, Executive Decision is not Fat ponytail dying, while Kurt Russell and Hale Berrry flirt on a plane, it's a hell of a book.
Specifically, Jack Ryan never has a political party stamped on his ass [He is a republican]
Demo pres makes him vice pres, against his desires.
During rah rah parade, japanese pilot slams a 747 into the capitol dome, and kills everyone.
Jack ryan is in the basement, now he is president, holy poo. CUE RAINBOW SIX!
And we get Tom Clancy jacking off how he would president.
There is a sub plot with terorists and ebola, which leads into a rah-rah politiwar, and then we nuke Iran, the end.
Sooooooo
Jack Ryan Amazon steals the ebola plot, which seriously, you can't recycle later, so they have poo in the source material.
Specifically, terrorist who loves the safety dance is radicalized in prison because he takes a sentence to protect his brother.
Which is poo writing. Don't do flashbacks if you don't have to.
So we get safety dance bin laden, or Suleiman. He hates America. But France more.
So he kills a bunch of people in france, here comes Jack Ryan!
Jack Ryan says they are using phone sim cards for cash, because he is a financial analyst, and this is his foot in the door.
Bunk from the wire replaces James Earl Jones, and he is a Muslim. HOW SHOCKING. Nevermind, it's poo.
So Jim, sorry, Jack, finds the new Bin Laden, and everyone else is stupid and naffs it up.
New Coke Bin Laden uses Ebola, which naffs THE SOURCE MATERIAL DRY.
There is some stupid poo about New Coke's family, and a drone pilot, but seriously, he just vanishes, so golly him.
New Coke makes it to America !!!!!!! seven.
And they try to kill the president!!!1111
And Jim kills new coke bin laden.
They waste the ebola plot. Like seriously, bad writers. In the source material, it was the walking dead up in America, in this show, it's a one episode plot point.
So that happened.
I don't get how they can do more clancy. In executive decision, he became president.
And in the show, he's head of, Terrorist financial analyzation and logistics.
Sooo, how the golly can they do season 2?
