I've heard that FBI agents often shot themselves in the leg while drawing their pistols (idiots pulled the trigger while it was still on the leg)
They switched to .40 cal. Either this was because of the added trigger weight (think it's 25 pounds) or because they wanted agents that stupid dead. Dropped jar can likely happen to anyone, but in a serious kitchen, a very important lesson is "let the knife fall"
I've noticed beer cans are starting to get warnings ala cigarettes, but more amusing. Low birth weight? Oh no! (Am man). On stone though, it just says "drink fresh" shame it's so pricey.
Mom got a parking ticket, and I guess this was her apology.