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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2010, 08:26:48 AM »
I allways think missionaries are funny

Especially that position they're always in.

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2010, 08:41:44 AM »
Yeah,, theyre dull people.
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2010, 08:48:36 AM »
Maybe instead of extending rights to less intelligent creatures than ourselves, the way to go may be to remove some rights from the dumber humans.

I've a feeling dolphins are way to smart to get mixed up with religion.

Unless they get higher rights, and demand to start marrying anyone human they choose :D




With this herring I thee wed

British woman ?marries? dolphin, tying the net after 15-year courtship

JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.
Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.
"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.
Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.
When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding " had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.
"It's not a bad thing. It?s just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.
While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman."
She's hardly the jealous type, though.
"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement . "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2010, 09:08:24 AM »
Great,, now we will have,,whats the term for people wanting to marry outside the species?,,marches in protest of non legaly mariages to,,,,other species.
That just did not come accross right did it?
 I mean,,geezzz..
Ive been thrown over by a girl once for another girl,, that was bad enough,, but can you imagine being thrown over for a dolphin?
 Now THATS and ego killer.
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2010, 09:40:24 AM »
I allways think missionaries are funny,
Especially that position they're always in.

Rimshot!  :D

and im a licensed minister. For real.

Yeah, yeah, my buddy sent $10 to that ad in the back of Rolling Stone, too.  ;) :P

Inter-species marriages have been occurring for a long time all over the world with people marrying a whole menagerie of different animals.

To me, this is just the solidifying of the signal that the person has just given up on attempting any kind of human interaction, which is kind of sad. I adore animals, but c'mon, now...

And did the lady and her dolphin consummate the marriage?

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2010, 09:45:07 AM »
I'm not licensed but I have a Bachelor's of Theology.
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2010, 09:50:47 AM »
I have a Bachelor's of Theology.

Well give it back to him as he probably needs it.
Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2010, 01:38:13 PM »
It would be fun to see all types of missionaries trying to convert dolphins
They probably done it already,as they try convert other missionaries to their own "better" religion.
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2010, 02:55:51 PM »
Especially that position they're always in.

SNAP!! Crackle and pop Red!

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2010, 03:49:11 PM »
Rimshot!  :D

Yeah, yeah, my buddy sent $10 to that ad in the back of Rolling Stone, too.  ;) :P

Inter-species marriages have been occurring for a long time all over the world with people marrying a whole menagerie of different animals.

To me, this is just the solidifying of the signal that the person has just given up on attempting any kind of human interaction, which is kind of sad. I adore animals, but c'mon, now...

And did the lady and her dolphin consummate the marriage?

 :D

Frost,,mine is real,, Its through the Baptist Association and the Interfaith Councel.
 Dont lump me in with those weirdos who get theirs through the Universal Life Progressive whatever and the Saint of Santa Anna.
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2010, 03:54:49 PM »
The internets, the internet, it doesnt matter what is written across the top of the page.

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2010, 04:03:36 PM »
Whatever.....
Just because frost and dweez know someone that did aomething at somehwere doesnt mean that everyone does things that way.

Now,, back to dolphins,,,,,,OK  WHERE IS THE CHICK THAT WAS STANDING,,,DAMNED DOLPHINS!!!!!!
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2010, 04:06:47 PM »
Something occurred to me. Is rights for animals the beginning of the road that eventually leads to the Planet of the Apes? I forget what role dolphins had in that, but when apes rule the land, I bet the dolphins are the kings & queens of the deep.

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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2010, 04:09:45 PM »
Oh man,,,giving rights to dolphins just may end up bad.
I mean,, in a thousand years, we humans wont be spanking the monkey,, the monkey will be spanking us!!!
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Re: "non-human" persons?
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2010, 04:28:29 PM »
Just because frost and dweez know someone that did aomething at somehwere doesnt mean that everyone does things that way.

Dweez earned his in college and I doubt jack is interested in being clergy (although the one reason pic......) but the reason I said that is "You TOLD me that"  ::)