Oh golly! Spoiler tag the poo out of this, it reveals evraythang!
Apologies, milord.
I refer to game of thrones.
6 if you caught up as quickly as I think you did, I'm not surprised some bits faded in memory.
Jon snow was betrayed and killed by his brothers in the nights watch, and bled out in his namesake.
The red priestess mellisandre raised him from death, an ability bestowed upon her by rhylor, the lord of light. I've spelled it wrong, but golly that death cult.
Thoros of myr was a red priest sent to convert then lord robert baratheon to the lord of light. Instead he got sooooper bless'ed drunk, and fought in the revolution against King ayres the mad, and later in the greyjoy rebelions. Jorah gets his hero worship busted in this episode when he asks thoros about a particular seige he broke on pyke, home island of the greyjoys.
Specifically, thoros was blackout drunk, and does not recall being the hero without fear.
One nifty power up he has is the aforementioned resurrection. Beric dondarion (dude with badass voice and eyepatch has been rezzed 6 times)
The other cool power they have is setting their swords on fire, which is boss as golly.
Crasters scallywag was made into a white walker (read officer) in the night king's army. Gilly's baby sam is also a craster scallywag, so the walkers are pissed. They already made a play to take the baby back in season.... 2 I wanna say?
But samwell tarly shanked the white walker with a dragon glass dagger. That's the poor man's white walker killing weapon. Lord Snow [king in da norf now] has a valyrian steel sword, which explodes those gits real good.
While on the road trip to the vatican, sorry, oldtown, samwell jacked the valyrian steel sword of his bottom dad, who got barbaqued by drogon.
Little Sam currently holds the book that proves Jon is not a scallywag, but in fact, is the king of bless'ed everything, including dragons. He is presumably teething and drooling on it.
Gilly tried to tell Sam about the anullment of prince rhaegar and elia martells marriage, so he could marry Lyanna Stark, Jon boy's mamma.
Ned stark, dead as golly, raised Jon as a scallywag so King Robert wouldn't split his head like a mellon.
golly, forgot. Jon shook off mel's creepy seduction in his office and damn near screamed rape. Ser Davos the bless'ed awesome said she was an bottom, so Jon told her to golly off.
Unfortunately, he's her Jesus, so she went off to Danarys the dragon queen to try and set up a date between the two. She then told creepy bald guy varys that she and him will die in westeros.
BTW, Danarys is Jon's Aunt. By old law, she totally can't be queen, but it looks like they're gonna golly.
So the entire goddamn series is GRRM finding out luke and leia were siblings and saying "so, what's the problem? They join vader, and crap out retard babies."
But targaryns are apparently immune to retardation. They just become klingons and kill whoever pisses them off.
