To be fair there are some great nuggets in the film, especially the expansion of Carl's Jr into a major commercial and governmental entity. And the Costco nestled into the fields of garbage with the engaging greeters. The tattoed name of the male protagonist is good, too. I might have finished it but my husband, who is a great deal less tolerant of crappy movies, just bolted so I had to turn it off.
Come to think of it, "Welcome to Costco, I love you" is one of the most articulate things anyone is capable of saying in that future. It's a complete sentence and is, for all intents and purposes, grammatically correct.
