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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #435 on: April 21, 2024, 09:16:34 PM »
Oddly enough, I think Schwarzeneggers obstinate position was preferable to modern California politics. He was elected to essentially pump the breaks on a distasteful vision of the future, and he did exactly that, to the benefit and detriment of California. He was absolutely a protest vote, like when people elect a dog to be mayor on the understanding that the new mayor will not be pushing an agenda, but instead will be a photogenic good boy.

I feel like the current agenda of progress at any price to be highly damaging to the state. My county has been obsessed with phasing out cars and putting in bike lanes, and locals despise the "regional plan". They want ample parking, without meters. 101, a state long artery is damn near clogged in my old hometown by green lanes, while traffic has been thinned to one lane going either way.

golly, this isn't the thread I thought it was.

I watched a Danny Mcbride video earlier, and found it amusing that he was essentially seduced by Bill Murray on an airplane flight, but managed to get him to do a scene on his show in return.

Kenny bless'ed powers is usually good for a laugh or two.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #436 on: April 22, 2024, 09:08:06 AM »
A guy goes into a doctor's office wearing nothing but a piece of cling film around his waist. The doctor says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #437 on: April 23, 2024, 02:18:14 PM »
“The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, “Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag’s on fire?”

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #438 on: April 23, 2024, 08:09:26 PM »

Quoting so it doesn't disappear.  Nyuck nyuck!

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #439 on: April 24, 2024, 10:18:27 AM »
Q:  Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A:  So they wouldn't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #440 on: April 25, 2024, 06:31:02 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #441 on: April 26, 2024, 09:45:36 AM »
How many Apple Employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #442 on: April 27, 2024, 03:17:06 PM »
How many critics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.  They wait for someone else to do it and then write a long critique assessing the performance.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #443 on: April 30, 2024, 09:35:44 AM »
A man called the police and said, "I found a suitcase with a cat and four kittens in it, in the forest." The operator said, "That's terrible. Are they moving?" The man said, "I didn't ask but that would explain the suitcase."

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #444 on: May 01, 2024, 07:42:51 AM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #445 on: May 01, 2024, 09:59:12 AM »
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #446 on: May 01, 2024, 04:05:07 PM »
I'm reading a book about gravity...it's pretty heavy.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #447 on: May 01, 2024, 05:32:55 PM »
I'm reading a book about gravity...it's pretty heavy.

I'm not surprised, given that it's a weighty subject.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #448 on: May 02, 2024, 11:20:51 AM »
So a brain goes into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.  You're out of your head."

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #449 on: May 03, 2024, 11:42:13 AM »
Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go when they feel like dancing?

A meat ball.