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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2010, 01:01:07 PM »
Someone called the house wanting to speak to my father, but they never actually said his name.  It was just Mr <surname>, and because they didn't seem to understand me telling them that "there's more than one of them in here" I took the call.  They said they were working for the Ministry of Justice and wanted to know if I've taken a loan out recently.

The first person was a lady, and just told her I haven't and when she asked about anyone else in the house having taken out a loan or had a credit card and just when on a bit.  Eventually she handed the phone to her "manager", which is what made it funny.

His accent was the worst imitation Australian accent I've ever heard, it was terrible! :))

If you need to know the end of the story, I just tried to keep them on the phone for as long as I could until he asked if I was <my dad's name>.  I said no and that was the end of that :(

By the end of the conversation, his accent was Indian :o

I overheard my dad telling my mum that I spend too much on razors, so he got me this nice expensive looking one for ?2.  He got me Gillette Venus razor.

I think he's serious because when I was very young, I overheard him saying that women's leg hair just falls off.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2010, 10:35:51 PM »
Haha that's pretty funny.

Today I went on a picnic with my family and my cousins showed up, young kids like 3,4 or 5 I believe. While playing they just start picking up sticks calling them "bats" and asking me to throw the soccer ball at them. I do but every time the younger one has the stick, the older one just pulled the poo out of it from behind and he fell straight to the floor. Whatever involved them hurting each other made me laugh.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2010, 12:57:04 PM »
I saw a car this week that had things like 'SMILE'.. and 'HONK FOR NO REASON' painted it all over it. It actually did make me laugh, and make me happy for some dumb reason :D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2010, 01:27:47 PM »
Joy holding Mai's scorpion in her hand and having her picture taken.

She didn't know whether to smile or cry at the camera.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2010, 01:48:47 AM »
I was watching Deadliest Warrior a few hours ago. It was Yakuza vs. Mafia episode. The Mafia used a bat during the test and all I heard was the crack of the pig's back break. The thought of a man from the Mafia with a bat walking down the street made me laugh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2010, 05:18:27 PM »
For some reason people pushing grocery carts struck me as funny.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2010, 04:27:31 PM »
Had to share this one, lol:

It's better to look at what you can not f*ck,
then f*ck what you can not look at.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2010, 05:02:42 PM »
For some reason people pushing grocery carts struck me as funny.


Funny you say that I had visions of the robbers going in to the museum pushing grocery carts and then pushing them out casually filled with picasso's.  :o

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2010, 07:25:39 PM »
Imagining if the chicks from Sex and the City 2 took the wrong plane and, instead of going to Abu Dhabi, they get lost in Saudi Arabia.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2010, 05:48:06 PM »
At Costco today, I saw a man walking around with an *obvious* jet-black dye job and a full grey Santa Claus beard. :D He wasn't foolin' anyone.  ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2010, 07:37:34 AM »
Maybe he was there to buy this :D


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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2010, 08:56:57 AM »
What? You couldnt snap a pic and let us all see this 8th wonder?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2010, 02:05:59 PM »
Maybe he was there to buy this :D
:D :D :D :D Maybe.
What? You couldnt snap a pic and let us all see this 8th wonder?
I wish I had taken a picture of him, but he was a walking around with (I assume) his granddaughter and his wife (she had a full head of puffy, grey hair  :D) so I thought it would?ve been rude.

Imagine this, If Elvis Presley had lived to a ripe old age of 63ish, was on vacation in Hawaii, and hadn?t shaved in like 10 years, that?s what you would?ve seen if I had taken any photos.  :D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #58 on: June 08, 2010, 03:11:08 PM »
Newspaper headline that I read today that said,

Thieves caught on camera trying to steal... camera   :D :D :D

The video is hilarious.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »
my granny .