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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #315 on: May 12, 2014, 03:31:16 PM »
The whole Gary Barlow affair - tory git that he is.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2014/may/12/gary-barlow-obe-david-cameron-tax-avoidance

I particularly like the Phil Taylor precedent.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #317 on: June 13, 2014, 02:57:01 PM »
The Spanish national football team.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #318 on: June 13, 2014, 06:25:35 PM »
Why did they switch the guy for the last pic?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #319 on: June 28, 2014, 02:34:48 PM »
There were two racks of football shirts in a shop. In one rack the shirts were less than half the price. They were from England, Spain and Italy.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #320 on: June 28, 2014, 03:41:42 PM »
There were two racks of football shirts in a shop. In one rack the shirts were less than half the price. They were from England, Spain and Italy.

Portugal still at a premium?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #321 on: June 29, 2014, 05:04:55 AM »
I have an England Shirt from the 1994 World Cup. They made some shirts of the most popular nations (well, at least the nations that they thought most likely to sell) and sold them in the US, before England failed to qualify. I delighted in the irony and snapped one up, just so that I could make posts like this one twenty years later.

There was no need to snap one up as they're still on sale in Sainsbury's.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #322 on: June 29, 2014, 08:41:43 AM »
Portugal still at a premium?

Quite probably not.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #323 on: August 25, 2014, 07:30:57 AM »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #324 on: August 25, 2014, 08:47:44 AM »
Everything on that site is pretty funny. I clicked the Whatever button. weather | 14%  ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #325 on: February 25, 2015, 04:37:17 PM »
O   M   G!!

Madonna falling over at the Brits.

Priceless.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #326 on: March 01, 2015, 05:24:37 PM »
Madonna falling over at the Brits.

I think someone tried to kill her!  :o :D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #327 on: March 09, 2015, 03:18:40 AM »
Yesterday my son asked me what the term "askew" meant as he'd read it in Lord of the Flies and wasn't sure of it's context. He decided to google it and then, staring at my phone for a minute or 2, decided my phone was broken.

Not so.  We discovered an easter egg: askew

 
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #328 on: March 10, 2015, 01:09:25 PM »
Christ  ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #329 on: March 10, 2015, 04:45:28 PM »
Did he tell you the one about going into the Inn, putting three spikes on the counter, and asking the innkeeper if he could put him up for the night?

Or did you mean lower-case "christ"?
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