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Offline Beatrix

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
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Offline 6pairsofshoes

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
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Offline 8ullfrog

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #362 on: October 11, 2019, 11:26:20 PM »
My TV cut out, displayed a GIANT HOUR GLASS.

I thought "Oh good, I've finally been hacked, my computer is doomed."

Suddenly: YARN BITCHES. How to make some sort of blanket.

Mom chromecasted from her phone, and hit my TV, that I use as a monitor.

She now knows the difference between VIZIO and TCL. But... YARN BITCHES!
just one little time change so a draft board in 1968 turns down the bribe to accept "bone spurs" and we are home-free.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #363 on: January 04, 2020, 02:48:43 PM »
Been a while, but my dog did it again. He was being affectionate, so I picked him up and was petting him.

PSYCH! It was all a play to steal the roll of ritz crackers on my desk, he ran off with the thing and hid under mom's bed, snarling and defending his prize.

I got it back after he ate a few because they're ultra-salty, he's walking around going mlem mlem mlem, he's got salt tongue.

Little scallywag fooled me again.
just one little time change so a draft board in 1968 turns down the bribe to accept "bone spurs" and we are home-free.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #364 on: January 05, 2020, 03:22:02 AM »
Sounds manipulative and intelligent.  Has you wrapped around his little doggie paws.  Puttin' on the Ritz.