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Offline MisterAJ

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Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« on: February 07, 2009, 06:43:08 AM »
Resident Reverend here...

Deals simple:

You confess your sins, and I (or FrankCapri or JackFrost, in my absence) will punish you!

Ready..? GO!

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 09:15:02 AM »
Can I atleast have a cute blond with nice knockers and a cute smile punish me instead?
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That way im never disapointed.

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 09:20:36 AM »
Think of something bad that doesn't involve taking a life, rape or grand theft.

Probably I have done it, unless you are very creative.

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 09:42:42 AM »
Stolen a reindeer, rode it down main street butt naked, attacking random poodles with jars of mayonnaise, screaming "NO PICKLES!!!"..?

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 11:04:37 AM »
I got arrested in Dallas Texas once for indecent exposure.
I was drunk and flashed a meter maid.

Hey,,she was asking for it! Look athow they dress!
And I had it on good authority she was of age too!

Oh well,,guess she didnt understand that it was my way of saying " Hello,I find you attrative and would like to exchange numbers" lmao
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 06:03:12 PM »
Lol, is punishment to be meted out publicly in the town square or privately ? :D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2009, 06:24:52 AM »
I confess nothing.

Am perfect like that. ;D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2009, 09:20:22 AM »
Hey there cutie,, we in the Inquistion have ways of making you talk.
Its our hobby :P
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2009, 04:58:58 PM »
I confess nothing.

Am perfect like that. ;D

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what did you do this time sub?  :D ;)
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2009, 08:27:37 PM »
Hey there cutie,, we in the Inquistion have ways of making you talk.
Its our hobby :P

Sure RG.  You can try.

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what did you do this time sub?  :D ;)

Nothing.  Apparently, it's a sin. ;D

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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2009, 07:27:23 AM »
Sure RG.  You can try.

Nothing.  Apparently, it's a sin. ;D

I can try! TEE HEE ( looks lovingly at the cage of Authentic Rabid Prawns with Optional Razer Atachements)

And doing nothing IS a SIN. Concidering your going out of your way to avoid the Inquisition. Which means.....Your guilty of something your hiding!
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 10:59:44 AM »
I killed the net.

Just to avoid Facebook.


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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 01:06:08 PM »
Well, in that case,, you get a " Get a free sin" token!

* just something she doesnt know,, getting that token means your guilty of trying to sin without being caught*
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 11:26:08 AM »
I killed the net.

Just to avoid Facebook.

I use facebook for family. Other than that, i see how it could be very time consuming. Nothing like this forum of coarse.  :D
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Re: Confess and be punished, sinner!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 11:37:28 AM »
I have a myspace account that I've used probably a total of about 20 times in the past 2.5 years.  My family is trying to get me on facebook but so far I've resisted.
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