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Offline 8ullfrog

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Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous gimick.
« on: November 13, 2012, 06:47:48 PM »
So my social circle is bless'ed sick of Budweiser, and no one wanted to kick in for decent beer.

Miller Lite was suggested, and I had completely forgotten how much I hate Miller Lite.

So I deliver the case, open the can, and start drinking. And remember my previous opinion on Miller Lite, D'oh!

A friend inspected his can and asked eloquently "What's this punch top poo?"

So I pulled out my phone and googled punch top can. The new Gimmick from the people who brought you the tornado bottle and the bottle shaped wide mouth can (Also known as a can.)

Comes stabbing beer. Really. It's designed to help you chug and charge or some such poo.

So we stabbed one, and discovered you're supposed to open it before stabbing. Whoops.

So we went back to our lab in geneva and did a proper opening, followed by stabbing.

Beer tastes exactly the bless'ed same, but adds the risk of serious injury, while you're drinking. BRILLIANT!

« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 05:03:55 PM by 8ullfrog »
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 07:24:59 PM »
Ever wonder what the pointy part on a can opener was for? Now you know!

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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 11:34:05 PM »
Yeah, but they tell you to improvise in the commercial, it's hilarious on youtube.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 12:02:10 AM »
I have to agree with 8ullfrog here.  In the video, they show people popping it with any old thing (I remember a key) but of the Miller drinkers I know, and the amount of them they usually drink it one setting, yeah, it can't be safe.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 12:53:50 AM »
Who wants to drink safely?

If drinking doesn't involve sharp objects, fire and a heavily armed tranny then you are doing it wrong.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 02:39:33 AM »
pop the top with a can opener and quickly drink before air gets in.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 01:04:14 PM »
I usually just chew the tops off my beer cans. That way I'm never drinking on an empty stomach.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2012, 07:08:49 PM »
its not dangerous if you drink responsible
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2012, 08:42:31 AM »
Maybe Aelthric can call his Rum "Responsibly" when he goes into mass scale manufacturing.  That way he'll get tons of free advertising from all the public health adverts and billboards.
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Don't put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after.

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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous Gimick.
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2012, 05:10:33 PM »
population control, that was my initial sentiment.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 05:03:16 PM »
The commercials don't show one of those can openers, and even using one of them to open the damn thing is difficult, you have to slam it down hard or it just bounces off.

I usually have a knife on me. Can opener? not so much.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous gimick.
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 08:26:11 PM »
Bounces off? Are you throwing it from a distance?
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous gimick.
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2012, 05:05:30 AM »
No, punching the opener down on the spot.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous gimick.
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2012, 08:49:03 PM »
Next thing you know you'll have bottles you can smash open.

I once saw a guy crush a beer can against his thingie during a show.  Wonder if it was a trick.
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Re: Stabbing Beer? Seems like a very dangerous gimick.
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 10:51:01 AM »
have seen a can crushed by the weight of a women erm breast
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