I did the madrigal sauce flight. It's from Breaking Bad.
We take a trip away from the meth fields of New Mexico and visit a food lab in Germany, under the auspices of Madrigal electromotive.
The German scientists proffer a series of sauces, along with a fishbowl of hash brown crowns, or tater tots if you're not pretentious.
The first sauce is honey mustard. The lab wizards have reduced the amount of actual honey and replaced it with HFCS
The next sauce is Franch, a mix of French dressing and ranch dressing. Third sauce is "Cajun kickass sauce" reformulated because it caused gastric distress.
Next is hickory BBQ sauce, which is... Hickory BBQ sauce.
The final sauce is ketchup. Which is ketchup.
As usual I modified it.
First, I don't have crowns, I have Pilgrim chicken nuggets. They're decent, but still chicken nuggets. I like that they don't taste a damn thing like tyson, I'm not a fan of the "Southwest spice blend" Tyson products get in the southwest. Pilgrim nuggets are neutral, and taste like chicken, not a spice blend.
I'm not a fan of honey mustard, so I used some Sierra Nevada brown mustard. It was nice.
The Franch? Kraft ranch, kraft French. I didn't care for it. Kraft recently messed with the recipe, and it's "new and improved". Which means it's not.
Cajun kickass I have a green jalapeño sauce, it's got the consistency of salsa, and it's a champ. A rare win dollar store find, it's on par with the sauce cups you get at kickass burrito restaurants.
Hickory BBQ, I just used hickory BBQ sauce. It pairs extremely well with chicken nuggets, but that's not surprising.
Ketchup, I've got a jalapeño ketchup, and it also paired well with chicken nuggets.
What surprised me with this sauce lineup is that going from one sauce to another is not remotely jarring, these sauces pair well and taste good.
Madrigal knew their stuff, even if I'd rather they not go to the HFCS well.
[Edit the nuggets were PILGRIM, not Perdue. Perdue nuggets are on recall]