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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #390 on: March 03, 2021, 11:33:57 AM »
My husband had to explain that to me.  Duh.

I got the Pfizer jab yesterday; other than fatigue and a sore arm, it was a piece of cake.  It may explain my sudden stupidity, though.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #391 on: March 03, 2021, 04:12:24 PM »
Was she oriental?

Definitely something -ental.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #392 on: March 03, 2021, 04:35:44 PM »
D-ental...hygienist?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #393 on: March 04, 2021, 06:46:16 AM »
D-ental...hygienist?

More Radio Rental (mockney).
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #394 on: March 13, 2021, 04:08:49 AM »
Been watching Friends ::)
Never ever seen any of them before.


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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #395 on: June 17, 2021, 08:00:24 AM »
Give it up for Tico, the singing parrot.  He has a compelling take on an old favorite.



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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #396 on: June 17, 2021, 12:32:59 PM »
"The Man" says Tico has a pretty limited repertoire, but that Covid has brought them together.

Tico was mostly fond of his wife, and would scream whenever he would play guitar, but one day he was playing stairway, and Tico decided to sing instead.

Mom watches every one of their videos.

They also rescued Tico, he used to live with a smoker.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #397 on: June 17, 2021, 11:01:10 PM »
Mom watches every one of their videos.

They also rescued Tico, he used to live with a smoker.

how many are there  :o

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #398 on: June 26, 2021, 07:19:52 AM »
150.

I was just dicking around on facebook and found some horrible engrish.

It's a San Ysidro Pizza place. One of their sides is "Spaguetti" and it looks nasty. Eminem's mom could do better.

Could be worse, I get ads for freschetta frozen pizza, and that's flushitta!

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #399 on: June 26, 2021, 08:21:20 AM »
Isn't that spelling Spanish? I've seen that somewhere myself.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #400 on: June 26, 2021, 09:06:02 PM »
I think it's the kind of error where they've heard the word before, but never wrote it.

You see a similar effect when people speak words they've only read. Pronunciation can be a pain.

I left freschetta a message that I asked Grocery Outlet to pull their product for Wild Mikes and their ads vanished from my page.

Huh, I was wrong. It's Dominican.

https://dominicanheat.com/2013/09/25/dominican-spaguetti/

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #401 on: June 27, 2021, 04:45:35 AM »
For your delectation, I give you "Diver Dan."  A kids puppet show about the title character's underwater adventures.  Including:  mermaid; Baron Baracuda and his chain smoking flunkie, Trigger; a "shell phone"; and a host of good fishes and other aquatic creatures including a stereotypical "Indian fish" and a seahorse named "Seabiscuit." 
On Vimeo.  Each episode is around 7 minutes long.  https://vimeo.com/268215088

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #402 on: July 26, 2021, 08:55:49 AM »
Clickbait on facebook made me recognize where a longstanding nightmare came from.

...Willy Wonka.

Specifically, in the nightmare, I can't get through any door, it is suddenly too small to fit through.

It's the shrinking hallway from the film.

I presume it's cousin, the one where I get in a car, and the door crushes my head, is caused by being able to "feel" my head on the pillow.

... Still love the movie. Quaker oats took a bath though. (Every variation of a wonka bar they attempted turned out poo.)

Also if every copy of the Johnny Depp Remake would stop existing, that would be great.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #403 on: October 15, 2021, 09:21:44 AM »
Funny that after so long on a PC today i right clicked the mouse and Emoji option appeared.
First time i noticed that   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
what a idiot  ;D ;D ;D ;D