My sister bought two packets of lemon wafer cookies, so I thought. I mindlessly opened the packet without looking at the front and proceeded to put one in my mouth. A chomp, a few chews, a sniff of the half-eaten wafer in my hand. I thought, what the f, I spit the wafer in the sink and rinsed my mouth out (I tried to any way). I looked at the opened packet on the counter and it read ?Durian?. My sister bought the wrong cookies! It was the most horrible thing I?ve tasted in my life. The smell got on the end of my nose when I sniffed the wafer, even though I washed it several times I couldn?t get the smell out of my nostrils for hours.
I recycle plastic bags, but at the moment I didn?t give a flying fig about being green and saving the planet, I had to get them out of the house! I triple-bagged those cookies, and threw them in the garbage can in the backyard. That?s how awful the smell was. I was so traumatized I didn?t even eat any of the lemon wafers my sister actually bought.
Moral of the story: DO NOT EAT DURIAN! And DO NOT eat these wafers
You hate lettuce? That must be one of the most inoffensive foods out there.
Iceberg lettuce is highly offensive to me. If someone offers it to me as the only lettuce in a salad, expect trouble.
Don't eat or drink anything with pineapple flavor. Real pineapple is fabulous though.
I agree.
I feel the same way about bananas. I love real bananas and anything with fake banana flavoring makes me gag.
